Sales MemesSales Meme LibraryCongratulations, you’ve stumbled upon the world’s largest collection of original sales memes. For more quality content, follow 1up. LinkedIn Instagram TwitterSales reps just don’t know how to turn it off.2 hours? More like 15 minutes!If you knew then what you know now, would you still be working in sales?Every team has that one genius BDR who knows how to turn a cat video into a 3-year deal.Logan Roy would probably make President’s club every year, right?Deep analytics taking place at the ol’ attribution lab. We may never know the truth.That is true happiness. Nothing in the world quite like moving and old one to “Closed Won”Got a Sales Engineer? Give them a big hug.The holiday party is a sacred gathering where the folks selling and building the product finally meet and exchange grievances.Yes, but for how long?We actually love our friends in the Marketing dept. We’re just playing.Who’s the worst sales rep you ever met? Think real hard.B2B sales is in the 2020’s is unmatched vibe. It’s one of those “you had to be there” moments.Salesforce administration is a whole other ballgame.Wouldn’t bet on next quarter either.That’s enough for the day. Honestly can we get a sales AI to help out here?The thing is, cancelling Salesforce is almost as difficult so you might as well give up.The best Sales Managers are always watching.Does anyone in software sales really know what they’re selling?Can we stop harassing sales reps for every minor steak dinner, first class upgrade, or vacation?PLEASE. PAY. NOW.Who says you can’t pitch your friends and family once in a while?Sales Ops has really gotten out of control these past few quarters.ChatGPT replacing sales reps is such a played out trope we’re almost embarrassed to bring it up.The recovery process can take a while to be honest.Are we still having this debate? Everyone knows writing your leads down on a napkin is the way to go.Not sure what’s more sad. The meme or the fact that it makes us sad thinking of parting ways with our SaaS apps.Sales Engineer MemesFollow us on LinkedIn and Instagram where we post new content every day.Congratulations, you now have 48 hours to stand up a demo instance and execute the proof of concept.It’s not that you can’t agree to a feature request, you just need to be sure it’s on the roadmap.Working with the customer is only half the battle. You also need to work around your sales rep.We all know who really keeps these deals from falling apart…No sales rep stands a chance against the mythical tech-savvy customer. Until a level 99 SE walks into the room.Those servers are gonna need all the luck they can get.And this is why you never, ever, EVER demo without an SE.It’s ok. SE’s get a pass.Love Sales as Much as We Do?Follow 1up on LinkedIn and Instagram to get new sales memes every day. 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